J. B. Smoove

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" You buy a new iPhone, a few months later, another new iPhone comes out, and you get online to buy another one. You can't get enough. You are addicted to Apple. "
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Months , Apples
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" If your boss asks you why you're comin' in late, you say it's 'cause you stayed late. "
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Boss , Causes
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" True Yankees fans know an up-and-coming player when they see one. "
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Fans , Player
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" I'm on my version of the protein diet, but there ain't no protein in it. It's a Krispy Kreme doughnut between two Cinnabons. And you soak it overnight in Red Bull. Then you chase it with a Snickers. "
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" You turn hotdogs with tongs. Don't you ever use those tongs on a hamburger. "
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J. B. Smoove
born: died: genre: occupation:
16-Dec-1965 Alive Comedy, Improvisational Comedy Comedian, Actor, Writer
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