Fran Lebowitz

" Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable. "
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" Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat. "
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" Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step - it is an old business procedure. "
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" Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully. "
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" If you're going to America, bring your own food. "
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" If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract teach him to deduct. "
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" If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words. "
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" All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable. "
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" Humility is no substitute for a good personality. "
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Fran Lebowitz
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27-10-1950 Alive Writer, humorist, public speaker citation
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