W. C. Fields

" It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it. "
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Woman , Courtesy
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" Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad. "
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Children , Animals
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" Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again. "
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Children
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" Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live. "
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Will , Heart , Worry
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" Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting? "
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Death
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" Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against. "
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Vote , Hell
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" Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia. "
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Living
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" I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming. "
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Will , Water
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" Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. "
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People , Sense
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W. C. Fields
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29-01-1880 25-12-1946 Comedian, Actor citation
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