Greg Behrendt

" You picked a lemon, throw it away lemonade is overrated. Freaks should remain at the circus, not in your apartment. You already have one asshole. You don’t need another. Make a space in your life for the glorious things you deserve. Have faith. "
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" ..he may love you, he may miss you, but ultimately he's just not that into you. "
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" He doesn't need to be reminded you're great. "
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" He doesn’t have to love your CD collection. He doesn’t have to love your shoes. But any good, mature guy better make an attempt to love your friends and family—especially when they’re great. "
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" First of all, never buy a man a plasma TV until you're married. A lot of men once they have a plasma TV they don't need a girlfriend "
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" We (men) would rather lose an arm out a city bus window than tell you simply, “You’re not theone.” We are quite sure you will kill us or yourself or both—or even worse, cry and yell at us. "
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Greg Behrendt
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21-07-1963 Alive Comedian, Author, Musician citation
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