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P. J. Plauger

" My definition of an expert in any field is a person who knows enough about what's really going on to be scared. "

Experts

" Never put off until tomorrow what you can put off forever. "

Funny , Procrastination

" If everybody's behavior can be explained by simple stupidity and greed, there's no point in assuming a conspiracy. "

Stupidity , Greed , simple

" Where there are two bugs, there is likely to be a third. "

Bugs , Two

" The stored-program digital computer has three major attributes: it is fast, it is accurate, and it is stupid. The first two attributes are often used to disguise the third. "

Two , Stupid

" Don't stop with your first draft. "

Firsts

" Beyond 100,000 lines of code, you should probably be coding in Ada. "

Should , Lines

" By long-standing tradition, I take this opportunity to savage other designers in the thin disguise of good, clean fun. "

Fun , Opportunity , Long