Greg Behrendt

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" Cheaters never prosper. (Because they suck.) "
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Greg Behrendt
Humor , dating
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" The quickest way to rectify that mistake (choosing the wrong person) is by learning from that, moving on, and choosing much more wisely in the future. "
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Greg Behrendt
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" ..he may love you, he may miss you, but ultimately he's just not that into you. "
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Greg Behrendt
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" He doesn't need to be reminded you're great. "
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Greg Behrendt
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" He doesn’t have to love your CD collection. He doesn’t have to love your shoes. But any good, mature guy better make an attempt to love your friends and family—especially when they’re great. "
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Greg Behrendt
Men , Family
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" First of all, never buy a man a plasma TV until you're married. A lot of men once they have a plasma TV they don't need a girlfriend "
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Greg Behrendt
Humor , relationships
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" We (men) would rather lose an arm out a city bus window than tell you simply, “You’re not theone.” We are quite sure you will kill us or yourself or both—or even worse, cry and yell at us. "
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Greg Behrendt
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Greg Behrendt
born: died: genre: occupation:
21-Jul-1963 Alive Self-Help, Relationships, Humor Comedian, Author, Musician
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