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Greg Behrendt

" Cheaters never prosper. (Because they suck.) "

Humor , dating

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" If he‚Äôs not calling you, it‚Äôs because you are not on his mind. If he creates expectations for you, and then doesn‚Äôt follow through on little things, he will do same for big things. Be aware of this and realize that he‚Äôs okay with disappointing you. Don‚Äôt be with someone who doesn‚Äôt do what they say they‚Äôre going to do. If he‚Äôs choosing not to make a simple effort that would put you at ease and bring harmony to a recurring fight, then he doesn‚Äôt respect your feelings and needs. ‚ÄúBusy‚Äù is another word for ‚Äúasshole.‚Äù ‚ÄúAsshole‚Äù is another word for the guy you‚Äôre dating. You deserve a fcking phone call. "

call

" I'm about to make a wild, extreme and severe relationship rule: the word busy is a load of crap and is most often used by assholes. The word "busy" is the relationship Weapon of Mass Destruction. It seems like a good excuse, but in fact in every silo you uncover, all you're going to find is a man who didn't care enough to call. Remember men are never to busy to get what they want. "

dating , call

" Here's something else to think about: calling when you say you're going to is the very first brick in the house you are building of love and trust. If he can't lay this one stupid brick down, you ain't never gonna have a house baby, and it's cold outside. "

dating

" Let‚Äôs start with this statistic: You are delicious. Be brave, my sweet. I know you can get lonely. I know you can crave companionship and sex and love so badly that it physically hurts. But I truly believe that the only way you can find out that there‚Äôs something better out there is to first believe there‚Äôs something better out there. What other choice is there? "

Truth , Romance

" You picked a lemon, throw it away lemonade is overrated. Freaks should remain at the circus, not in your apartment. You already have one asshole. You don‚Äôt need another. Make a space in your life for the glorious things you deserve. Have faith. "

call

" When it comes to men, deal with them as they are, not how you‚Äôd like them to be. "

Love , Men

" I believe in love the verb, not the noun. "

Love , relationships

" There will never be a good time, financially, to get married, unless you're Shaq or Ray Romano. But somehow people manage. If your man is using money as an excuse not to marry you, it's your relationship that's insecure, not his bank account. "

dating

" We're taught that in life, we should try to look on the bright side. Not in this case. In this case, assume rejection first. Assume you're the rule, not the exception. It's liberating. But we also know it's not an easy concept. -He's not just into you "

Love , Marriage

" Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating. "

Humor , dating

" Cheaters never prosper. (Because they suck.) "

Humor , dating

" The quickest way to rectify that mistake (choosing the wrong person) is by learning from that, moving on, and choosing much more wisely in the future. "

relationships

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