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Fran Lebowitz

" Andy Warhol made fame more famous. "

Fame , Famous

" As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you. "

Will

" Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. "

Buying

" Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football. "

Woman , Play , Interest , Football

" Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. "

Iraq

" Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat. "

Children , Fun , Opponents

" Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step - it is an old business procedure. "

Business , Old , Dance , Popular

" Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully. "

Children , Clothes

" If you're going to America, bring your own food. "

Food

" If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract teach him to deduct. "

Future

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