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Fran Lebowitz

" As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you. "

Will

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" Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you. "

Will

" Polite conversation is rarely either. "

Will

" Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met. "

People , Thought

" Nothing succeeds like address. "

Nothing

" No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation. "

Nothing

" Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back. "

Want , First

" Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw. "

Love , Reality , Romantic , Illness

" Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep. "

Sleep

" Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs. "

Nature

" Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable. "

Success

" The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting. "

Waiting , Listening

" The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink. "

People , Talk

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