W. C. Fields

" Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch. "
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Nervousness
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" You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. "
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Trust
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" Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one. "
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Want
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" When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. "
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Death , Hope , Duty , Life , Disgrace
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" There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation. "
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Man , Time
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" There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink it. "
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Liquor , Today
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" The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves. "
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Man
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" The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. "
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Living
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" The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. "
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Sleep , Cure
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" Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. "
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Day , Smile
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" The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive. "
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Man , World
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" Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned. "
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May
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" Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it. "
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Nothing , Sex
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W. C. Fields
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29-01-1880 25-12-1946 Comedian, Actor citation
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