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Yahtzee Croshaw

" I had passed on from life, from the world of struggles and hardship and big fat women with annoying laughs, and entered a glorious new existence of utter peace, and joy, and love. And then some git brought me back to life "

Yahtzee Croshaw

Struggle , Joy , Laughing

related quotes

" The cruelest thing you can do to an artist is tell them their work is flawless when it isn't "

Yahtzee Croshaw

Artist , Can

" The most I can hope for is to die in a pose that confuses future archaeologists. "

Yahtzee Croshaw

Dies , Can

" If you ask me, the hypothetical zenith of gaming technology is direct neural interface - no body to hamper you and your brain is in whatever you want it to be in. Plus it leads to existential uncertainty, which could be entertaining. "

Yahtzee Croshaw

Technology , Brain

" Nothing ruins a good thing quite like knowing you share your opinions with mindless little tits. "

Yahtzee Croshaw

Littles , Knowing

" I had passed on from life, from the world of struggles and hardship and big fat women with annoying laughs, and entered a glorious new existence of utter peace, and joy, and love. And then some git brought me back to life "

Yahtzee Croshaw

Struggle , Joy , Laughing

" The main problem I always have with multiplayer is that human beings are grabby, entitled, selfish, ugly, stupid, evil cockstoppers. "

Yahtzee Croshaw

Evil , Selfish , Stupid

" For me, Modern Warfare 3 's plot makes its signature turn around the bend when Russia invades Europe. As in, all of it. Simultaneously. Now, I've never invaded Europe, except for that one time, but I would think that's a project you might want to stagger out a bit if you haven't forged an alliance with any galactic empires lately. "

Yahtzee Croshaw

Thinking , Europe , Russia

" Individuals are fine once you get to know them, especially if they're interesting in conversation or have large, sumptuous breasts, but I don't like people in the plural and I've seen very little to change my mind about that. "

Yahtzee Croshaw

People , Mind , Interesting

" Reality is a cruel and unintuitive place with frustrating gameplay mechanics. (Press X to thanklessly toil your life away) "

Yahtzee Croshaw

Real

" Well we've left behind the 200X's, and we move onto the 20XX's. Maybe that will finally make us feel like we're living in the future, rather than a media controlled slave state where an iPhone is worth substantially more than a human life. Happy new year. "

Yahtzee Croshaw

Life , Year , New , Moving , Happy

" So, Americans, then. Self-appointed vigilante defenders of the world, kind of like Superman, if Superman was retarded and only fought crime when he felt like it. "

Yahtzee Croshaw

World , Self , Kind

" He who trades pacing for gimmicky open-world freedom deserves neither. "

Yahtzee Croshaw

World , Trade