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D. L. Hughley

" No matter how bad things are, you can at least be happy that you woke up this morning. D. "

Morning , Good , Inspirational

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" One of the most beautiful things in the world I've ever seen or heard is people laughing, even when there seems to be so little reason for them to laugh. "

People , Beautiful , Laughing

" Black folks never bungie jump. That's too much like lynching for us. I'm gonna let you tie a rope around me and push me off a bridge? You must be out your damn mind. "

Bridges

" No matter how bad things are, you can at least be happy that you woke up this morning. D. "

Morning , Good , Inspirational

" There is always one person in the office that you want to whip their ass! If you don't know who it is, it is probably you. "

Want , Office

" I'm not gonna lie, I love the holidays. But Christmas was a lot more fun when you weren't paying for it. "

Fun , Lying

" There's something about having a great bottle of wine and a great cigar. Nothing compares to it. "

Wine , Cigar

" Did you ever have the police follow you for so long, that you get suspicious about your own goddamn self? Maybe I did kill them people. "

People , Long , Self

" I used to always run off at the mouth and talk about people. I just didn't know that it would make a living for me. "

People , Running , Mouths

" They didn't have to describe Jesus to me for me to know he's black. Jesus' first miracle was turning water into wine at a wedding. Now if that ain't black folk, I don't know what is. "

Water , Wine , Jesus

" Every group has its idiosyncrasies, but at a certain point we all are human. "

Groups , Certain , Humans

" Everybody wants to be great at something. "

Want , Great

" I'd pick a young white guy over an old white guy for president anytime because the younger guy is more likely to have been influenced by the great social changes of the '60s and '70s. "

President , White

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