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" The funny thing about writing is that whether you're doing well or doing it poorly, it looks the exact same. That's actually one of the main ways that writing is different from ballet dancing. "
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John Green
Funny , Writing , Dancing
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" They love their hair because they're not smart enough to love something more interesting. "
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John Green
Funny
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" It's not because I want to make out with her."Hold on." He grabbed a pencil and scrawled excitedly at the paper as if he'd just made a mathematical breakthrough and then looked back up at me. "I just did some calculations, and I've been able to determine that you're full of shit "
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John Green
Funny
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" Harry Potter isn’t real? Oh no! Wait, wait, what do you mean by real? Is this video blog real? Am I real if you can see me and hear me, but only through the internet? Are you real if I can read your comment but I don’t know who you are or what your name is or where you’re from or what you look like or how old you are? I know all of those things about Harry Potter. Maybe Harry Potter’s real and you’re not. "
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John Green
Funny
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" She's cute, I thought, but you don't need to like a girl who treats you like you're ten: You've already got a mom. "
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John Green
Funny
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" We were kissing.I thought: This is good.I thought: I am not bad at this kissing. Not bad at all.I thought: I am clearly the greatest kisser in the history of the universe.Suddenly she laughed and pulled away from me. She wiggled a hand out of her sleeping bag and wiped her face. "You slobbered on my nose," she said, and laughed "
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John Green
Funny
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" There are times when it is appropriate, even preferable, to get an erection when someone's face is in close proximity to your penis.This was not one of those times. "
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John Green
Funny
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" I wish I knew how to quit you, Tumblr. "
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John Green
Funny , Internet
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" He’s not that smart.”“She’s right,” Augustus says. “It’s just that most really good-looking people are stupid, so I exceed expectations.”“Right, it’s primarily his hotness.”“It can be sort of blinding,” he said.“It actually did blind our friend Isaac.”“Terrible tragedy, that. But can I help my own deadly beauty?”“You cannot.”“It is my burden, this beautiful face.”“Not to mention your body.”“Seriously, don’t even get me started on my hot bod. You don’t want to see me naked, Dave. Seeing me naked actually took Hazel Grace’s breath away,” he said, nodding toward the oxygen tank. "
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John Green
Funny , Cute
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" Nerd life is just so much better than regular life. "
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John Green
Funny , Author
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