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quotes by topic Funny

" If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed. "

Funny , Humor

" Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eyewitness. "

Funny , Witty , Hilarious

" Worrying is like paying a debt you don't owe. "

Worry , Funny

" Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go. "

Happiness , Funny , Life

" Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn't there, and finding it. "

Funny , Cat

" Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back. "

Funny , Life , Hilarious

" I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception. "

Funny , Witty , Sarcastic

" We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. "

Funny , Positive

" I have to be seen to be believed. "

Queen Elizabeth II

Funny , Queens

" I should like to be a horse. "

Queen Elizabeth II

Funny , Humor , Horse

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