Mark Twain

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" No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot "
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Evidence , Amount , Idiot
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" Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason. "
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Change , Funny , Politics
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" Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile. "
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Love , Life
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" I was educated once - it took me years to get over it. "
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Years , Over , Educated
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" Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. "
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Relationship , Positive
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" Why waste your money looking up your family tree? Just go into politics and your opponent will do it for you. "
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Opponents , Tree , Hilarious
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" Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. "
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Funny , Life
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" Good decisions come from experience. Experience comes from making bad decisions. "
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Decision , Bad , Good
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" Give every day the chance to become the most beautiful day of your life. "
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Beautiful , Giving
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" If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed. "
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Funny , Humor
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Mark Twain
born: died: genre: occupation:
30-Nov-1835 21-Apr-1910 Satire, Adventure, Fiction Author, Humorist, Lecturer
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