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Mark Twain

" No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot "

Evidence , Amount , Idiot

related quotes

" No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot "

Evidence , Amount , Idiot

" Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason. "

Change , Funny , Politics

" Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile. "

Love , Life

" I was educated once - it took me years to get over it. "

Years , Over , Educated

" Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. "

Relationship , Positive

" Why waste your money looking up your family tree? Just go into politics and your opponent will do it for you. "

Opponents , Tree , Hilarious

" Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. "

Funny , Life

" Good decisions come from experience. Experience comes from making bad decisions. "

Decision , Bad , Good

" Give every day the chance to become the most beautiful day of your life. "

Beautiful , Giving

" If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed. "

Funny , Humor

" Continuous improvement is better than delayed perfection. "

Improvement , Perfection

" The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why. "

Life

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