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quotes by topic Bed

" I'll promise to go easier on drinking and to get to bed earlier, but not for you, fifty thousand dollars, or two-hundred and fifty thousand dollars will I give up women. They're too much fun. "

Will , Promise , Bed , Drinking , Fun

" The feeling of sleepiness when you are not in bed, and can't get there, is the meanest feeling in the world. "

Edgar Watson Howe

World , Bed , Feeling

" The work of Nigeria is not complete for as long as there is any one Nigerian who goes to bed on empty stomach. "

Ibrahim Babangida

Work , Bed

" If you let a bully come in your front yard, he'll be on your porch the next day and the day after that he'll rape your wife in your own bed "

Lyndon B. Johnson

Bed , Day , Wife

" Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything. "

Bed , Woman , Pets , Life

" I wouldn't know a space-time continuum or warp core breach if they got into bed with me. "

Patrick Stewart

Bed , Space

" I get really restless when I haven't worked for a day and a half. I have a recurring dream that people are lined up next to my bed, waiting for autographs and taking pictures of me! "

People , Dream , Bed , Day , Waiting

" Evil is unspectacular and always human, and shares our bed and eats at our own table. "

Evil , Bed

" You just can't be good in bed anymore. You have to be good at the keyboard too "

Xaviera Hollander

Bed

" I don't want to go to work and get into bed with someone else, not even Tom Cruise. It's not like I enjoy it. "

Work , Want , Bed

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