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quotes by topic Humor

" Chuck Parson did not participate in organized sports, because to do so would distract from his larger goal of his life: to one day be convicted of murder "

Humor

" He was a dying man looking down on the surgeons trying to save him. "

Death , Humor

" Was it animal pee or human pee? Someone asked.How would I know? What, am I an expert in the study of pee? "

Funny , Humor

" No headboards were broken. "

Funny , Twilight , Humor

" How can you read and talk at the same time?‚Äù I asked.‚ÄúWell, I usually can‚Äôt, but neither the book nor the conversation is particularly intellectually challenging. "

Reading , Humor , Talking

" It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them! "

Friedrich Nietzsche

Philosophy , Humor

" A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling. "

Friedrich Nietzsche

Humor , humour

" Take bread away from me, if you wish,take air away, butdo not take from me your laughter.Do not take away the rose,the lance flower that you pluck,the water that suddenlybursts forth in joy,the sudden waveof silver born in you.My struggle is harsh and I come backwith eyes tiredat times from having seenthe unchanging earth,but when your laughter entersit rises to the sky seeking meand it opens for me allthe doors of life.My love, in the darkesthour your laughteropens, and if suddenlyyou see my blood stainingthe stones of the street,laugh, because your laughterwill be for my handslike a fresh sword.Next to the sea in the autumn,your laughter must raiseits foamy cascade,and in the spring, love,I want your laughter likethe flower I was waiting for,the blue flower, the roseof my echoing country.Laugh at the night,at the day, at the moon,laugh at the twistedstreets of the island,laugh at this clumsyfool who loves you,but when I openmy eyes and close them,when my steps go,when my steps return,deny me bread, air,light, spring,but never your laughter. "

Humor

" Most books on witchcraft will tell you that witches work naked. This is because most books on witchcraft were written by men. "

Men , Humor

" It may help to understand human affairs to be clear that most of the great triumphs and tragedies of history are caused, not by people being fundamentally good or fundamentally bad, but by people being fundamentally people. "

Humor

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