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quotes by topic humour

" Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. "

Life , humour

" Patrick actually used to be popular before Sam bought him some good music. "

Stephen Chbosky

Music , humour

" Incidentally, I only have one cavity, and as much as my dentist asks me to, I just can't bring myself to floss. "

Stephen Chbosky

Life , charlie , humour

" I am writing to you because she said you listen and understand and didn't try to sleep with that person at that party even though you could have. I just need to know that someone out there listens and understands and doesn't try to sleep with people even if they could have. I need to know that these people exist. "

Stephen Chbosky

Humanity , humour

" Oh shit did you just dis the feminine genderI'll pummel your ass then stick you in a blenderYou think I like Tori and Ani so I can't rhymeBut I got flow like Ghostbusters got slimeObjectify women and it's fuckin' onYou'll be dead and gone like ancient Babylon. "

Rap , humour

" The only thing worse than having a party that no one attends is having a party attended only by two vastly, deeply uninteresting people. "

humour

" The champagne had been donated by one of Gus's doctors - Gus being the kind of person who inspires doctors to give their best bottles of champagne to children. "

Memories , humour

" Mission accomplished' I said.Pudge my friend we are indefuckingstructable. "

humour

" A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling. "

Friedrich Nietzsche

Humor , humour

" Today as always, men fall into two groups: slaves and free men. Whoever does not have two-thirds of his day for himself, is a slave, whatever he may be: a statesman, a businessman, an official, or a scholar. "

Friedrich Nietzsche

Men , humour

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