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quotes by topic Humorous

" It is better to swallow words than to have to eat them later. "

Franklin D. Roosevelt

Words , Humorous , Swallow

" Catch a man a fish, and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity. "

Business , Humorous

" I always advise people never to give advice. "

P. G. Wodehouse

People , Humorous

" It was a confusion of ideas between him and one of the lions he was hunting in Kenya that had caused A. B. Spottsworth to make the obituary column. He thought the lion was dead, and the lion thought it wasn't. "

P. G. Wodehouse

Ideas , Hunting , Humorous

" The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. "

P. G. Wodehouse

Humorous

" It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them. "

P. G. Wodehouse

Life , Humorous , Sorry

" The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number. "

P. G. Wodehouse

Wrong , Voice , Humorous

" Who made the world I cannot tell; 'Tis made, and here am I in hell. My hand, though now my knuckles bleed, I never soiled with such a deed. "

World , Hands , Humorous

" She's realized the real problem with stories -- if you keep them going long enough, they always end in death. "

Death , Humorous

" It's not what I'd want for at my funeral. When I die, I just want them to plant me somewhere warm. And then when the pretty women walk over my grave I would grab their ankles, like in that movie. "

Humorous

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